Pov. Geral  

Já que apresentei os filhos de Apolo melhores em arco e flecha e os
melhores em medicina. Agora esta na hora de apresentar os melhores músicos. Atenção são dez.

Martin: têm cabelos pretos, olhos verdes e é alto. Canta e toca guitarra.

Heloisa: tem cabelos loiros e olhos castanhos. Canta e toca guitarra.

Klaus: tem cabelos castanhos e olhos azuis. Canta e toca guitarra.

Adriana: tem cabelos castanhos e olhos verdes. Canta e toca teclado.

Billie: tem cabelos loiros e olhos verdes. Apenas canta.

Jullie: tem cabelos vermelhos e olhos verdes. Apenas canta.

Alexandre: tem cabelos vermelhos e olhos azuis. Canta e toca guitarra.

Melissa: tem cabelos negros e olhos de mel. Canta e toca violão.

Natalie: tem cabelos loiros e olhos azuis. Canta e toca violão também.

Natasha: tem cabelos castanhos e olhos castanhos também. Canta e toca guitarra.

Claro que alguns deles sabem  tocar mais instrumentos mas nesse show eles só vão tocar com esses instrumentos citados.

Pov. Dor do bar

Eu estava desesperado não tinha um puto de show. Ninguém queria se apresentar no bar. A maioria posta um vídeo na internet e esquecem que tem o bar para se apresentar. Agora tem um monte de pessoas reclamando. Da vontade de dizer: E daí que não tem show? Se quer show faça você mesmo. Ou ache alguém pra cantar. Mas se eu dissesse tudo que eu penso eu estaria falido. Ah e meu nome é Peter. Não que isso importe. E minha aparência também não importa. Sou apenas um
velho grisalho de cabelos brancos e olhos verdes.

Estava andando de um lado para o outro. Xingando e me perguntando o que eu ia fazer. Até que apareceu dez adolescentes que queriam cantar. Eu falei pra elas se prepararem em cinco de minutos. Esperei elas se afastarem.

-- Aleluia!!!!!!!! Dez puto quis cantar!!!!!! – gritei. Quem bom que
tinha muita barulheira. Espero que eles não tenham ouvido.

Eles voltaram depois dos cinco minutos. E disseram ao mesmo tempo:

-- Você nos chamou de puto?

-- NÃO.

-- Serio? Mas eu juro que eu vi alguém gritando isso. – falou uma loira (Heloisa). To ferrado!!!!

-- Impressão sua.

-- Jura?- falou. Não aguento mais. Sou fraco? Sou.

-- Ta bom. Fui eu que disse. Desculpa. Ninguém queria cantar e ai... – falei. E eles começaram a rir.

-- O que?

-- Relaxa... a gente só queria saber até onde você ia mentir. – falou divertida. E rolaram de rir.

-- Chego de rir da minha cara!!!!!- gritei. Ficaram quietos.

-- Agora quem é o primeiro?

Subi com uma menina. Perguntei seu nome e gritei:

-- E agora com vocês Adriana cantando Who says da Selena Gomez. – Sinceramente não sabia quem era ela, mas foi o que ela disse.

Ela pegou o microfone, ajeitou seu teclado e começou a cantar:

Wouldn't wanna be anybody else
Hey...

You made me insecure
Told me I wasn't good enough
But who are you to judge
When you're a diamond in the rough
I'm sure you got some things
You'd like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
Wouldn't wanna be anybody else

La na na na na na na na na na na
La na na na na na na na na na na

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

La na na na na na na na na na na
La na na na na na na na na na na

You've got every right
To a beautiful life
C'mon

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says

It's such a funny thing
How nothing's funny when it's you
You tell 'em what you mean
But they keep whiting out the truth

It's like a work of art
That never gets to see the light
Keep you beneath the stars
Won't let you touch the sky

La na na na na na na na na na na
La na na na na na na na na na na

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

La na na na na na na na na na na
La na na na na na na na na na na

You've got every right
To a beautiful life
C'mon

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says

Who says you're not start potential
Who says you're not presidential
Who says you can't be in movies
Listen to me, listen to me
Who says you don't pass the test
Who says you can't be the best
Who said, who said
Won't you tell me who said that
Yeah, oh..

Who says
Who says you're not a perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful (2x)

Who says...

http://letras.mus.br/selena-gomez/1837315/traducao.html

Depois de ela cantar, todos bateram palmas. Ela não canta mal. Até que ela é boa. Subi no palco e apresentei mais uma pessoa:

-- Agora quem canta é Natalie. Ela vai cantar Long live da Taylor Swift. (Seja ela quem for.) E não é a versão que tem a Paula Fernandes. – Nunca vi mais gorda. (Se você não sabe significa que ele não conhece ela)

Natalie se preparou com o violão e o microfone. Primeiro o violão.
Depois começou a cantar:

I said remember this moment
In the back of my mind
The time we stood with our shaking hands
The crowds in stands went wild

We were the kings and the queens
And they read off our names
The night you danced like you knew our lives
Would never be the same

You held your head like a hero
On a history book page
It was the end of a decade
But the start of an age

Long live the walls we crashed through
How the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming: "Long live all the magic we made"
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered

I said remember this feeling
I passed the pictures around
Of all the years that we stood there on the sidelines
Wishing for right now

We are the kings and the queens
You traded your baseball cap for a crown
When they gave us our trophies
And we held them up for our town

And the cynics were outraged
Screaming: "This is absurd"
'Cause for a moment a band of thieves
In ripped up jeans got to rule the world

Long live the walls we crashed through
How the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming: "Long live all the magic we made"
And bring on all the pretenders
I'm not afraid

Long live all the mountains we moved
I had the time of my life
Fighting dragons with you
I was screaming: "Long live that look on your face"
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered

Hold on to spinning around
Confetti falls to the ground
May these memories break our fall

Can you take a moment
Promise me this
That you'll stand by me forever
But if God forbid fate should step in

And force us into a goodbye
If you have children someday
When they point to the pictures
Please tell them my name

Tell them how the crowds went wild
Tell them how I hope they shine

Long live the walls we crashed through
I had the time of my life with you

Long, long live the walls we crashed through
How the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
And I was screaming: "Long live all the magic we made"
And bring on all the pretenders
I'm not afraid

Singing long live all the mountains we moved
I had the time of my life
Fighting dragons with you

And long, long live that look on your face
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered

http://letras.mus.br/taylor-swift/2004874/#traducao

Todos aplaudiram. Eu apenas bocejei. Eu, hein? Que musica mais chata e entediante. Na minha opinião, claro. Mas parece que meu publico gosta de qualquer coisa. Mas enfim contando que eles gostem... tudo bem pra mim.

--Agora teremos uma musica mais agitada com vocês Alexandre com auxilio de Klaus cantando Payphone do Maroon 5. – Sei quem é mas nunca ouvi essa musica.

Ajeitaram-se e começaram a cantar:

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
The people we used to be
It's even harder to picture
That you're not here next to me
You said it's too late to make it
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burnt down

I've wasted my nights
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that time when we called it love
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two

If happy ever after did exist
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
One more fucking love song I'll be sick

You turned your back on tomorrow
Cause you forgot yesterday
I gave you my love to borrow
But you just gave it away
You can't expect me to be fine
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before
But all of our bridges burnt down

I've wasted my nights
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that time when we called it love
But even the sun sets in paradise

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two

If happy ever after did exist
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
One more fucking love song I'll be sick

Now I'm at a payphone...

Man fuck that shit
I'll be out spending all this money while you sitting round
Wondering why wasn't you who came up from nothing
Made it from the bottom
Now when you see me I'm strutting
And all of my cars start with a push of a button
Telling me the chances I blew up
Or whatever you call it
Switched the number to my phone
So you never could call it
Don't need my name on my show
You can tell it I'm ballin'
Swish, what a shame could have got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could have saw
But sad to say it's over for
Phantom pulled valet open doors
Wiz like go away got what you was looking for
Now it's me who they want
So you can go and take that little piece of shit with you

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two

If happy ever after did exist
I would still be holding you like this
All these fairy tales are full of shit
One more fucking love song I'll be sick

Now I'm at a payphone...

http://letras.mus.br/maroon-5/payphone-ft-wiz-khalifa/#traducao

Aplaudiram de pé. Gostaram a cambada. Essa musica é boa. Gostei mas prefiro AC DC.

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